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Best holiday mashup? [Dec. 17th, 2008|12:28 pm]
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CEO takes a pay cut [Dec. 12th, 2008|03:57 pm]

Those filthy socialists in Japan.
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Monday Timewaster quiz [Nov. 24th, 2008|10:31 am]
http://www.americancivicliteracy.org/resources/quiz.aspx

"Of the 2,508 People surveyed, 164 say they have held an elected government office at least once in their life. Their average score on the civic literacy test is 44%, compared to 49% for those who have not held an elected office."

Embarrassing...that "we" vote for these fools.

It seems rely exclusively on knowledge in history, government, and economics.
I missed three. Two history because I just didn't remember, one government because I didn't know.
The economics questions are tricky but I managed to figure out what they wanted the answer to be...

your turn. how did you score?
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Cooties [Nov. 20th, 2008|02:15 pm]
Or maybe "the opposite of the midas touch"



Heh.
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Insignt into Vista's reputation [Nov. 16th, 2008|10:05 am]
Blame Intel and collusion.

More sealed documents were released Nov. 14, and they further suggest that monopolies Intel and Microsoft colluded to reduce the graphics standard to accommodate Intel's 915 chip set.
[...]
Throughout much of 2005, Microsoft worked with OEM partners to establish clear graphics guidelines for Vista. OEMs knew about the WDDM requirement, which the 915 chip set didn't meet. If Intel continued selling these chip sets, without Vista support, some OEMs would push back (and not take orders). Public acknowledgment that Intel's main graphics chip set wouldn't support Vista posed potential risks for the company on Wall Street. At the time, everyone expected Vista would be ready for holiday PC sales. So, it would be crucial for OEMs to ship Vista-ready PCs throughout as much of 2006 as possible. If 915 wasn't ready, OEMs would have to use different graphics chip sets.
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According to a Feb. 27, 2007, Microsoft e-mail: Only 60 percent of graphics accelerators shipping on desktops or notebooks supported WDDM during fourth-quarter 2006; 30 percent were Intel 915 chip sets. Seventy-four percent of notebooks and 58 percent of desktops shipped with integrated graphics. Eighty-six percent of notebooks were eligible for a Vista logo, but only 46 percent could run the Aero user interface. Consumers got the logo but not necessarily the fully implied promise.


Moneyshot!

This explains the "varied" performance experienced with Vista by some MS employees and other MS customers in a certain community I know back when Vista was released.
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Any similarity is purely coincidental [Oct. 23rd, 2008|01:24 pm]




The housing bubble became clear to me sometime in early 2006, in retrospect. I did not forcast a significant decline because we have never had a significant decline in prices.
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Did you watch the debate last night? [Oct. 16th, 2008|01:07 pm]

"As crooked as a warped Shillelagh."

What? You mean I watched the wrong channel?!
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What are your retirement plans? [Oct. 9th, 2008|12:18 pm]
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Help, Help! I'm bein' oppressed! [Sep. 9th, 2008|01:56 pm]
I endorse this product and/or service.
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Irony Alert [Sep. 2nd, 2008|01:28 pm]
Karl Rove calls someone else a big, blowhard doofus...

During his speech, he talked up John McCain's Republican presidential bid and criticized Democratic nominee Barack Obama for his inexperience.

When the topic of running mates came up, he referred to U.S. Sen. Joe Biden (D-Del.) as a "big, blowhard doofus."

Later, a questioner asked about the economy in the context that the Democrats paint the country as being in a great depression. Before Rove answered, he asked: "Is there press in the room?"


Sweet, sweet irony. It's like eating ice cream at the pool.
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Ouch [Jul. 3rd, 2008|03:33 pm]
So bad that I went blind AND deaf.

Try it yourself.
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Any resemblance is purely coincidental. [Jun. 23rd, 2008|04:01 pm]



Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes."
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(no subject) [Jun. 18th, 2008|08:48 am]
Apropos my last update, inflation explained:

"It's cuz the gays"
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like shooting fish in a barrel [Jun. 13th, 2008|05:05 pm]
If you are purchaser of computers, women's clothing, or household furnishings, well then I have some good news for you: Everything is on sale, and prices are falling!

However, if you regularly buy Fuel, use transportation, need hospital services, education, books, eat food at home, pay tuition, require medical care, eat out, drink booze, or pay rent, well, sorry: Everything is costing you more.

-- The Big Picture

In other news, I get a 3% raise at my annual review, well below seasonally adjusted annualized CPI-U. Hooray for pay cuts!
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more fun than a bowl full of jelly beans [Jun. 4th, 2008|11:52 am]
http://whitewhine.tumblr.com/


Complaint #221
“Ugh, again?! Every time I sit down, my phone slides right out of theses linen pants!”

-Whine by Alec Kretchun


Complaint #220

“I can’t believe my mother sold all my old fencing equipment. Honestly…I’m livid.”

-Whine by Zinggg


Complaint #219

“$500 for Billy Joel tickets? Outrageous.”

-Whine by Gabriel Bell


Complaint #218

“I hate it when the maid moves my guitar.”

-Whine by William Doyle
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Heh [Mar. 29th, 2008|12:50 pm]
Indeedy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ser_is_snarkish/2352576482/in/pool-stimulus2008

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Because the name JPMorgan Chase means 'Integrety' [Mar. 27th, 2008|04:11 pm]
Chase mortgage memo pushes 'Cheats & Tricks' to get iffy mortgages approved
http://www.oregonlive.com/business/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/business/120658650589950.xml&coll=7&thispage=1

The document recommends three "handy steps" to loan approval:

Do not break out a borrower's compensation by income, commissions, bonus and tips, as is typically done in a loan application. Instead, lump all compensation as the applicant's base income.

If your borrower is getting some or all of a down payment from someone else, don't disclose anything about it. "Remove any mention of gift funds," the document states, even though most mortgage applications specifically require borrowers to disclose such gifts.

If all else fails, the document states, simply inflate the applicant's income. "Inch it up $500 to see if you can get the findings you want," the document says. "Do the same for assets."
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And Wednesday's thought [Mar. 26th, 2008|03:46 pm]
"My friend Tony, however, is sanguine. 'Sorting out who's in the shit is going to be a nightmare, but when it all shakes out, all it'll mean is that credit is a little bit more expensive. That's a good thing. It had got crazy. It was cheaper for companies to borrow money from other companies than it was for governments. That's nuts. These things are cyclical, it had all just gone too far and we needed a correction.'

'So we'll have to stop running around spending money like drunken sailors,' I said.

'Well, drunk sailors tend to be spending their own money,' Tony said. 'By contemporary standards they're quite prudent.'

- John Lanchester, writing about the sub-prime mortgage crisis in the London Review of Books.
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thought for tomorrow [Mar. 24th, 2008|12:36 pm]
"When the facts go against you, stress the law; when the law is against you, emphasis the facts; when your case has both the law and the facts against it, call the other lawyer an asshole."
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thought for the day [Mar. 24th, 2008|10:27 am]
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."
- Upton Sinclair
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